Mock the Fic: Caslte tells Beckitt how he really feels (not my misspelling)

I’m such a bad person. I couldn’t resist mocking another one of Noelle’s fics. Get the barf bags ready, you will need them for this one.

Stats: Title:Caslte tells Beckitt how he really feels (BCF: that is not my misspelling!) Author: Noelle Summary: In this chapter Castle tells Kate how he feels towards her. Rating: T

Beckitt and Castle were sitting in the coffee room enjoying the coffee and chatting.

Wow, in the real world, we call that special room a BREAK ROOM.

They had just wrapped up the case for the night, and they were about ready to go home.

Lazy bums. They should be out hunting for their next case. Murders don’t get solved while you’re sipping coffee.

“Hey Beckitt do you think that we are friends?”

Probably not if you can’t spell BECKETT right. She even made a cute little way of spelling it in one of the episodes, B-E-C-K-E-double T.

“Yes Castle. We are friends.”

But not Facebook friends. Those are only for special people and ones you never talked to in high school but want to friend you now.

“Good. Do you think that we are good friends?”

Maybe special Myspace friends.  But who uses Myspace anymore except pedophiles and dirty old men?

“Why are you asking me this Castle?”

He wants to friend you on Facebook so he can get more money on Farmville.

“Well, because I like you a lot. I’ve known you for about two years now, and your beautiful inside and out.

Whoa! We need warnings for things like this.

Your all that I have ever dreamed of. It’s like I have this natural feeling for you that I have never shared with a woman before. Your like my only best friend Kate. I don’t want to seem like I am trying to rush things, but I love you. Is this just a love unfolding that will never be?”

Okay I just topped off three barf bags with that declaration.

“Wow! Castle that’s really sweet…um…I don’t know what to say.”

Well if you were us, you’d be throwing up right now.

“Do you feel the same way?”

The need to puke, yes I do.

“Yeah. I think I do.”

See even Becks needs to puke.

“Then say it to me please.”

I need to puke. And whats with the dominating Castle?

“I love you to Richard Castle.”

And thanks to you, I just lost 5lbs from puking everything for the last two days up.

They looked happily at eachother beaming with joy.

So I guess they are going to be Farmville Friends now?

They scooted their chairs closer and looked in eachother’s eyes both becoming lost in the moment.

Wow, I guess Castle really needed help raising that barn of his. Congrats Becks, you will forever get Farmville notices from him at all hours of the day and night.

Castle leaned in and Beckitt followed through. She kissed him pasionatly, and then released her lips from his. They looked at eachother for a while and then kissed again. They released and hugged tightly and lovingly.

Wow, I didn’t know that’s how people welcomed newcomers to Farmville. I think I will go and block Farmville from my Facebook page forever.

“Don’t ever let go Rick.”

Not even when you are plowing your fields. Hold me forever.

“I wouldn’t even think about it.”

Barf!