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Our La Quinta Inn story is coming to an end. I’m sad. Really, I’m heartbroken. Now how am I going to get a free night stay and breakfast while on vacation? I’m going to warn you though, this one is sappy and double clichéd. You have been forewarned
Epilogue: Better Than Expected
We can debate on this.
-Five years later, 2004-
Wow, did we hop into a DeLorean and crank up Mr. Fusion and the Flux Capacitor and go back in time?
As Kate wrapped work for the day at her gallery, she reflected on how much her life has changed. It had turned out better than Kate had expected.
Wow, did she finally get rid of those bedbugs she caught while staying in the La Quinta Inn?
Before she introduced Rick to her parents, she wasn’t sure what they would think of him.
Probably that he was a lazy bum.
However, it was the opposite. Both Johanna and Jim had approved him right away, which was a bit unexpected. In the past Jim had been the one to glance a weary look at most of Kate’s past boyfriends.
Wow, did the body snatchers get her parents?
After telling them about her plans, they knew their little girl had grown up and it was best to let her explore life on her own.
Awww how cute of her parents.
Once Kate had packed what she needed, exchanged tearful goodbyes with Lanie and Madison promising to keep in touch, she and Rick headed back to California. Everything went according to plan and they were taking the relationship slowly, not wanting to screw up what they have.
Let me guess they drove back from New York to California in a rusted VW Beatle?
They had settled into a routine and a friend of Rick’s uncle, Marissa Rocké, hired Kate as her assistant at an art gallery nearby.
What kind of last name is Rocké? Did they add the accent after the movie Rocky?
Then three months into the arrangement, life happened; she became pregnant.
Of course because KBecks doesn’t know what birth control is. Read the rest of this entry →
Wow this is a fic that we haven’t seen in a while! I was surprised to see it pop up on the fanfic radar. I figured it was a DOA fic. I guess it still has a little bit of life left in it. And look! La Quinta Inn is getting more free advertisement on my blog! I demand my complimentary breakfast buffet at Dennys.
Next morning the sun rays shone through the shades waking Kate up first.
Oooh whose bed is she waking up in?
Last night had been steamy, beyond anything Kate would have imagined.
I’m guessing we aren’t at the La Quinta in right now.
Why the frak do authors use “whilst?” What’s wrong with the word while?
watching Rick, she thought last night was incredible. His muscular arms are so dreamy and the way he moved his hands…wow! Who knew he was talented in so many ways?
I hope you wore protection because if he’s talented in so many ways then that might mean he’s also diseased in so many ways too.
She continued to watch him sleep. However, it wasn’t long before Rick awoke.
I have creepy stalker visions of her watching him sleep.
“Good morning sugar.”
Yes, we just met and had sex and now you want to call me sugar. Sure! Why not, Honey Bunny!
“Good morning to you too handsome.”
I feel like puking.
“Last night was…” began Kate but Rick finished the sentence.
Puke bag please!
The two of them lay there in bed, Rick contentedly holding Kate in his arms.
Over the next several days, it seems the two of them became even closer since consummating their relationship.
Wow I feel sorry for the La Quinta maids who have to clean the bed after those two.
She would visit him when he was at work and they would spend as much time together as possible and getting to know each other.
Technically does he even work?
If they weren’t able to meet up then, he would tell her the best places for her and her friends to visit; however, nothing came close to the San Francisco trip they took.
I’m sure her parents would so approve of her taking along the guy she just slept to San Francisco on the trip they are paying for.
After having a fun filled three-week adventure in California, it was time for Kate, Lanie, and Madison to head back to New York.
So sad, too bad.
Two nights before they left, Kate (aside from packing) spent all of her remaining time with Rick.
Once again, poor maid staff.
The two of them were sitting quietly at his place, cuddling and enjoying each other’s presence.
Then out of nowhere, Rick gathered up his courage to ask one of many important questions.
“Do you have any STD’s?”
“Kate, my love, please move in with me?”
Wow! That’s smart, let’s move in with the guy we just met! And to think I thought at least dating for more than a week was needed to move in with someone.
Kate lifted her head and looked at him unable to say anything.
“But I haven’t had the time to run a proper credit check on you…”
When she was able to say something she said, “I don’t know. This is kind of sudden.”
“Or a STD test.”
Rick nodded; he understood; this was a big step for the both of them.
Or he needed to get a refill on that penicillin test.
“I would have to move away from the life I know in New York, and away from my parents and…”
Rick placed his right index finger on Kate’s lips and he said, “Shh, okay how about you go back and pack enough stuff for a few months say six, if our relationship does not work then you can return to New York.”
Wow, since when did a few months become six?
Kate was bowled over.
Glad she’s not a bowling pin.
Here was the sweetest and most handsome guy giving her an offer she couldn’t bear to turn down.
It’s really easy, you say: “NO!” Or: “Why don’t you come stay with me?”
“Okay, I accept. I was wondering if you would like come with me to meet my parents?” asked Kate.
“Mom, Dad! This is the guy that gave me that STD!”