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I am going to warn everyone! This next fic is one that will make you want Brain bleach! It’s bad, yo. BAD! This fic officially earns the first annual Brain Bleach award! Congrats! The author should be proud. Please everyone! Read this fic responsibly and have a bottle Jack and a cup of Brain Bleach ready for the ending!
Stats: Title: castle one shots Author:Beckett’sHEART Summary:this is only one shots if you want to write more to it be my guest but contact me first i would love to read what you write. ah! im so bored and this is what happens enjoy this is not only rated m stories others will be added later Rating: M
Castle sat patiently in Beckett’s car waiting for her to take him home. He still did not own a car.
Wow, for a multimillionaire, Castle sure is lazy and cheap.
He seemed to like Beckett driving him from and to his apartment,
I believe you meant to say, “to and from.”
even though she always denied his invitation to join him for a drink.
This fic makes me wish I had a stiff drink.
Today would be different. Beckett really need a drink today. The case today was very stressful.
Me is Captain Caveman. Me is thirsty. Me really need a drink today. Me case was very stressful. Congratulations author, you just made an English teacher cry.
Beckett climbed in to the driver’s seat and started the car. She jumped up when the loud music almost popped her car speakers.
I guess that means she was busted listen to Justin Beiber in her car, blaring from the speakers. Oh and generally, when you jump, you jump up, not down. Therefore, you can get rid of the repetitive word “up.”
She turned it down so that it was only background noise.
Poor Beiber, gets no love.
She looked at castle for a while before bursting out laughing.
Wow, I’m laughing too because you can’t seem to capitalize Castle’s name. I’m sure he’s laughing at your stupidity too.
Castle then joined her, she was laughing so hard she had to hold her stomach. After a good laugh she pulled out of her parking space.
And it’s people like them that makes me want to go all road rage on people when they sit in a parking spot forever and a day.
The drive to his apartment was a bit long because of the traffic.
“so Beckett what are you so happy about I haven’t seen a smile like that on your face since the case about the jewels?” Rick turned to face her and give her his full attention.
1. Capitals! Please capitalize the first word of a sentence! It’s something we all learned how to do in first grade. 2. That sentence needs to be split up into two sentences, and not to mention they need utter help.
Kate licked her lips before answering Castle’s question. “Well I am happy because the case is over and this time I think I will accept you offer to join you for a glass of wine or glasses of wine.”
Oh how classy of her. Invite herself in and ask for not just one glass of wine, but two. Read the rest of this entry
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend. I know I did and I enjoyed the day of no bad fanfics! Sorry for the disappointment, but it was a holiday! This is a gagging and short story that I’m combining two chapters into one mock. Its sappy and makes you want to kill someone!
Today was suppose to be the best day of her life…..
Was today the day she got her first gun? That would be the best day of my life too!
he had proposed on her birthday.
Okay last I checked we still capitalized the first letter of a sentence. And how very clichéd to be proposed to on their birthday.
The whole precinct was in on it.
That’s the worst is when everyone else knows it’s about to happen.
The captain had called her on her day off, said she was needed on this case.
And that is why my phone has an off button- so that way when it’s my day off I don’t get called in.
When she arrived there was balloons everywhere.
Congratulations! We just caught our 5000th killer! Mimosa’s all around! Read the rest of this entry