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FicSlayerMcG here, with another little gem I found bookmarked with the purpose of becoming mocked. I should be sleeping in preparation for a four hour drive and moving today, but once I started this, I could not stop. I’m introducing a new feature in this mock – Fine the Author!
Beckett hated Christmas. It was so cheery. She wasn’t a gloomy sort of person, it’s just that it reminded her of her mother. How she used to get all excited and decorate every space possible. She was always that tad bit happier at Christmas. So for some reason, it made Beckett that little bit sadder.
One of the biggest things about Castle fanfic I hate is that is this assumption that Kate hates holidays. Am I the only person out there who thinks she might actually like Christmas?
Plus everyone is extra annoying, and they think that just because it’s Christmas, that they don’t have to work as much.
Boy, remind me to never visit New York near Christmas. Apparently those damn cops are slackers.
So Beckett sat that at the precinct, working hard as usual, whilst everyone was have a cheery good time. She was typing away when Castle came over.
If I were a New York City taxpayer and I knew this, I’d be pretty pissed. Good thing I know some political people.
“Come on Beckett, join in on the fun” Beckett glared at him.
PUNCTUATION goes before closing a quotation!! If I had a dollar for every time…. Read the rest of this entry
This story has a bit of a history to it. This is the first story by the author castlebeckett4eva and boy did I ever wish I hadn’t. It should have been a warning when I saw that the tile had no capitalization. Normally I wouldn’t touch any stories from this author, but for you I will.
Lets get the stats: Title: annoying needs a cure Author:castlebeckett4eva Summary: Castle is annoying kate (BCF: AHH CAPITALIZE THE NAME!) so she turns up to work in a short dress and high heels and teases him, so hopefully he wouldn’t annoy her any more. But he turns up to her apartment that night. What will he do? Rating: T
Puke Bags Needed: 2
Sporks to the eye: 2
“Beckett your suck a fun killer” he said sulkily,
Suck a fun killer? Is that some new sex act? And do you do it sulkily too? Wow, I feel out of date with my sex acts.
after pulling a wise ass joke and she ignored him. She was trying to pack up so she could go home.
Don’t forget to pack up Castle while you are at it.
“Yer well, you should be grateful I’m not all over you like the rest of the chicks in the world are,
Wow, when did Kate Beckett turn into a hillbilly? Is this what it’s like living in Down Town, NY? Or is it Down Town, Arkansas? Is that where you can suck a fun killer? Really? I need to know, I am taking notes.
and that I don’t wear short little exposing dresses and high heels.” he smirked at her and she rolled her eyes.
No Daisy Dukes for Hillbilly Becks? She’s no fun.
“Actually, I wouldn’t mind it one bit.” Read the rest of this entry