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Mock the Fic: Whip Cream and Chocolate Suace Part 2


Let me warn you, once you read it, you can’t unread it. Are you sure you want to continue to read this one? Its pretty much pure smut. Oh what the heck, I can’t be the only one suffering.

Stats: Title: Whip cream and chocolate sauce Author: destinysdivaforever Description: Rick Castle discovers he has feelings for Lanie Parish and moves on them. I totally forgot I wrote this. I was shuffling through an old folder and found the last chapters that I hand wrote. So I’ll be typing those up this weekend and posting the rest.  Rated: M

You’ve been forewarned.

Lanie walked down the stair case into the living room with open fire place. The burgundy dress fit every curve perfectly. Castle let out a whistle.

Yes because women loved being whistled at.

“I was thinking.” She took his hand and followed him to the dining room. “You set this whole weekend up didn’t you?”

“How’d you figure it out?” He knew denying it was a waste of time.

That would be because it doesn’t take a bloody genius to figure out.

“There was an entire crew waiting to take over for us and everyone gets the call to a crime scene except me. Rick?” She arches an eye brow. “They call me first.”

There was an entire crew waiting for her? Huh?

“Got me.” He took her hand across the table. “I wanted this weekend. I needed to show you how I felt.”

“Well so far you’re doing a great job of it.” Castle had set the table with her favorite fruits, vegetables, a roasted chicken, and a large bottle of wine.

Wow! A table full of fruits and veggies! How romantic. Nothing says romance like mini corn on the cobs!

“Wow, you really went all out.” He smiled at her. “No strawberries?”

“Ha, I happen to know you are allergic to strawberries Dr. Parish.”

“How did you know?” She watched as he loaded her plate.

That’s because he’s creepy and likes to use the Google.

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Mock the Fic: Whip Cream and Chocolate Suace


Okay, not that I am a strictly Castle/Beckett shipper (because seriously, the Esposito/Beckett fics are damn hot), but this pairing that our next author picked sorta came out of nowhere. Thus a Lanie/Castle ship. Does that make it a Lastle, or a Canie? I’m going with Canie. It sounds funnier!

Anyways, on with the fic stats!

Stats: Title: Whip cream and chocolate sauce Author: destinysdivaforever Description: Rick Castle discovers he has feelings for Lanie Parish and moves on them. I totally forgot I wrote this. I was shuffling through an old folder and found the last chapters that I hand wrote. So I’ll be typing those up this weekend and posting the rest.  Rated: M

Castle looked at his watch. He was getting nervous. He had paid out the ass for a weekend in the Rockies.

Wow, I hate it when I have to pay with poop. You know, sometimes it’s harder than herding cats in a rainstorm to get change for a turd too.

She was late. If Captain Montgomery couldn’t make his end of the bargain work he could miss his opportunity to make things work. He hoped they didn’t catch a murder.

Does that require a baseball glove for catching murders?

Its New York of course there was a murder.

That’s because people are stuck trying to find a place to get change for a turd.

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