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Mock the Fic: Time Flies part 3


Okay folks, not going to lie when I say we are now at the slow part of the fic. I debated about not continuing to mock this fic,  but I just feel incomplete if I don’t finish a fic, so thus bear with me while we make it through the slow parts of the fic.

Stats: Title: Time Flies Author: HeatXWave10 Summary: Castle and Beckett find themselves in a situation that compells him to quit following her. But, what happens when they cross paths again threeyears later and Castle is hit with a major bombshell? Rating: K+

Dontchca just love how compels is misspelled.

Castle entered the loft to find Alexis sitting on the sofa flipping through TV channels. When she saw him, she walked over and gave him a hug.

“Hey, dad,” she greeted him, “Where’ve you been? You left hours ago.”

Wow, shouldn’t she be at college or something by now?

“Well,” he began seriously, “That’s actually something I need to talk to you about. You might want to sit down.”

Uh oh, he’s about to drop the f-bomb on her, and by f-bomb I mean father bomb. Read the rest of this entry

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Mock the Fic: Time Flies part 2


I just love the parasite in the belly fics. Oh kids, how they make things so much more fun. Note the sarcasm. Nothing wrong with kids, don’t get me wrong but somehow they just don’t seem to fit yet in the Castle-verse, no matter how often fanfic writers try to make them fit right now. Not to say that a kid fic isn’t good if it’s done right, but we all know that’s not why we are here.

Stats: Title: Time Flies Author: HeatXWave10 Summary: Castle and Beckett find themselves in a situation that compells him to quit following her. But, what happens when they cross paths again threeyears later and Castle is hit with a major bombshell? Rating: K+

Dontchca just love how compels is misspelled.

Rick Castle had never expected to see Kate Beckett again. He especially never expected to see her like this. She was a mom now-who would’ve guessed?

Well it is what happens when you have sex and give the woman a parasite.

If he was betting on this, he would’ve lost. Of course, a lot can happen in a few years.

“Rick Castle?” Kate looked like she had just seen a ghost as well.

“Who else?” Castle asked rhetorically.

Wow is that a teenage author trying to find a new way of saying “Duh!”?

“Wow. It’s, uh-it’s been a long time”

I really hate it when authors add in uh to their stories. It’s a filler word and shows writing ignorance when used as filler.

“It certainly has.”

“You know each other?” Claire asked,

Random comma is so random!

“Yeah,” Kate said, “We, uh, used to work together. I can see he hasn’t changed a bit.”

“Well,” Castle said, shifting his eyes toward Hannah, “You obviously have.”

Ouch, snarky Castle!

“Um, Claire,” she turned to the nanny,

Really, why do we have to have KBecks have all these filler words in her sentences? I’m just waiting for the insertion of the word “like” and “totally!”

“Will you watch Hannah for a few more minutes? I need to talk to him.”

“Sure.”

Overtime for the nanny! Read the rest of this entry

Mock the Fic: Time Flies


After the last Canie series I thought we would go with something light and fluffy. You all know my favorite fics happen to be ones that involve a Beckettt/Castle baby-so of course, how about a Castle/Beckett Baby! YAY!

Stast: Title: Time Flies Author: HeatXWave10 Summary: Castle and Beckett find themselves in a situation that compells him to quit following her. But, what happens when they cross paths again threeyears later and Castle is hit with a major bombshell? Rating: K+

Kate Beckett’s eyes flew open. Something wasn’t right. This wasn’t her room, nor was this her bed.

Sounds like someone had a little too much to drink last night. Dontcha just hate it when that happens?

Yet, she was laying under the covers without a stitch of clothing on-also not normal. Then she remembered. When she flipped over to her side, her fears were confirmed. Rick Castle was laying sound asleep next to her.

Wow, sounds like every fangirls dream, to wake up next to Richard Castle.

Oh, crap, she thought to herself.

How had this happened? She backtracked the previous night. It was only supposed to be a friendly home-cooked dinner, but Castle had insisted they have a drink before Kate left. By the time they had finished an entire bottle of wine, they were making out mindlessly on the couch. The rest was history.

If I only had a nickel for every time this happened…

It wasn’t that Kate hadn’t enjoyed it. On the contrary, it was great. But, the fact that she had let Castle get that far with her scared her. She hadn’t even let Demming get that far when she was dating him.

Wow, and I always thought “sharing a cab” meant having sex. Guess that’s what I get for having a condo in the gutter.

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