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Mock the Fic: Undercover part 2


I wish I had better news, but this fic just keeps continuing. I know you all are just dying to read the next chapter of this fic! I’ve decided that this has to be altverse Castle and Glee. That’s the only way to explain this crappiness and horrible characterization of this fic. Please let it end soon. Once again, you will want the brain bleach afterwords.

Stats: Title: Undercover Author:LuckyLaugher Summary: A serial killer is in Ohio and Kate Beckett has to catch the bastard before he killed someone. Rating: K

Chapter Two: To School

Kate woke up. She looked at the clock and saw that she had still an hour. She took a shower, got dressed and drank her coffee. It didn’t feel normal to have a house for her alone. It was time to go.

Doesn’t she live alone in an apartment? Only thing different about living in a house vs an apartment is you don’t have people above you stomping around. And how did the precinct afford to give her a house? Shouldn’t she be living in a no name motel?

When she arrived at the school, she was walking around when Emma bumped into her.

Don’t you have to check in at the office and get a badge these days? I know its been about ten years since I was last in high school, but even then I had to wear a badge and so did the faculty.

“You alright?” Emma asked.

“Yeah, you?” Kate asked the woman nodded.

Okay, I’m not a huge fan of Glee, I enjoy the show and all, but wouldn’t Emma have to go take a shower since someone touched her?

“Hi, I’m Be- Kate Beckett”

“Hi, then you are the new math teacher? I’m Emma Pillsbury the guidance counsellor.”

Wow, you might not be able to us punctuation, but you sure do know how to insert extra letters into the words.

“Yeah, nice to meet you.”

I still don’t know what Kate Beckett being a cop means for her to be a math teacher.

“Yes, nice to meet you too. I think that I’m the one who will show you around until you really start. I think it was Monday.”

Okay here is a free English lesson for this author: “was” designates it as something that has happened. So if it hasn’t happed yet, then don’t use was.

“Yeah, I start Monday.”

“Now let’s put your stuff in my office.”

What kind of stuff does she have? Has she already gone out and purchased a “Worlds Best Teacher” mug already? Read the rest of this entry

Mock the Fic: Undercover part 1


I don’t understand the need to crossover two shows that obviously have nothing in common and shouldn’t be crossed over. I get the idea of crossing Law and Order characters over with Castle (ooh McCoy as our DA on Castle? AWESOME!) But crossing Castle with Glee makes me want to bang my head against the wall and go WTF?! Obviously these two don’t exist in the same universe, or genre. And I will be seriously disturbed and will cry “JUMP THE SHARK!” if we have a music episode of Castle. So folks, if you can’t tell, we have yet another Glee/Castle crossover fic. Why the hell anyone picks this pairing is beyond me. I know I said I was taking the holiday weekend off, but I had too many people tell me about this fic and ask me to mock it asap that I present a “special” Saturday holiday mock. It has my favorite clichés in it: working undercover (sorry, no baby in this one, yet)!

Stats: Title: Undercover Author:LuckyLaugher Summary: A serial killer is in Ohio and Kate Beckett has to catch the bastard before he killed someone. Rating: K

Once again, weird formating warning: I didn’t format this fic, this was all the authors work.

This is my first crossover, hope you like it

And hopefully last. What the hell are we even crossing this fic over with?

Chapter one: To Ohio

I dread going to Ohio, I really really do.

Kate Beckett sat behind her desk. It was a normal day, without a case. Castle went home to work

on his book. Ryan and Esposito were having lunch, when the captain called her in to his office.

I think we’ve had this conversation before, please stop talking to me like I’m 2. Unless you are attempting to write the newest Olivia book, then stop talking down to me! Die.

“Beckett,” The captain said.

“Yes, sir.”

“In my office” She walked into his office.

Wow, do you also jump when the Captain says jump?

“What’s wrong, sir?”

“Sit down” She sat down and he continued.

Did Castle die? Or maybe it was Alexis. Read the rest of this entry

Mock the Fic: After a Long Time part 3


Fear not folks, this is the last chapter of this fic (if you dare call it a fic). I must admit, I’ve had nightmares from this fic. Dreams of a world filled with Star Bucks, and our favorite crime fighting squad talking like teenagers. It was horrible. Horrible. I’m sure that it caused me to drink enough to shave a good 5 years off my liver.

Remember, I mock the fic idea, not the horrible un-beta read story.

Stats: Title: After A Long Time Author: LuckyLaugher Summary: Rick and Kate met after a long time. There happend something. What will be next? What will happen if it’s her birthday and he want to gif her a special gift? Rating: K

Chapter 3: Their Date

Do I really have to read about their dates? What more can happen besides raining ants and Metamucil?

Hey guys sorry it took so long but I was on vacation and worked all the time, I still do, but I managed to make this one. It the last of this story but I hope you liked it.

I wish I was on vacation…

Kate couldn’t sleep after Castle had left.

That’s what you get for not taking your Metamucil.

It was Sunday night. She had just go out with him but it wasn’t really a date, it was more catch-up time.

You know what really makes this bad? I feel like some 10 year old is talking down to me a story they have in their mind, but yet they can’t quite illustrate it, thus torturing me until they finish. Kill…me…now…

They talked about everything they did after that long time where they didn’t see each other.

You mean the last 30 years?

But all her feelings for him came back. It was 5am and Kate hadn’t slept at all and didn’t thought it would happen so Kate went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Well it’s 5am, time to start the day by most people’s standards—and by most people I mean those with a day job.

After she came out of the shower she did her morning routine. Without breakfast she went to the precinct.

Wow, I wonder if she’s the cranky veteran detective who likes to crack puns over dead bodies? Read the rest of this entry

Mock the Fic: After a Long Time Part 2


Okay folks, to recap, the gang is in their 50’s and Castle get’s hit in a rain storm with ants, and Kate is all upset even though they haven’t talked in 20 years. Confused? So are we.

Remember, I mock the fic idea, not the horrible un-beta read story.

Stats: Title: After A Long Time Author: LuckyLaugher Summary: Rick and Kate met after a long time. There happend something. What will be next? What will happen if it’s her birthday and he want to gif her a special gift? Rating: K

Tree week later…

Wow! Tree’s not only grow money, but week later?

“K-Kate…?”

Wait, they hadn’t seen each other in 20 years and then he get hit and that’s the first thing out of his mouth from a bruise coma?

Rick finally wakes-up and opens her eyes.

“Rick! Rick! Your awake!”

Like oh my god! You’re awake!

Kate shouted as he wakes-up;

Someone needs to remind her, hospital!

she touches Rick’s hand to see if it wasn’t a dream, but it was real, and she was happy.

Wait, why is she checking to see if he’s real since she’s the one who wasn’t hit, he was.

Rick smiles still weak from the accident, she keeps closing her eyes again.

She keeps closing her eyes? Is waiting for someone to wake up that exhausting? Read the rest of this entry

Mock the Fic: After A Long Time


Okay before you all spam my email and comments about how dare I mock a fic by someone who doesn’t speak English? So sue me. Besides FicSlayerMC brought it to my attention that she mocked one first, so I decided that the special hell will house both us and I will bring the wine to share? Care to join us?

Remember, I mock the fic idea, not the horrible un-beta read story.

Stats: Title: After A Long Time Author: LuckyLaugher Summary: Rick and Kate met after a long time. There happend something. What will be next? What will happen if it’s her birthday and he want to gif her a special gift? Rating: K

Chapter 1: The Meating

Oh, we are going to have meat in this story? I hope it’s a great big steak.

As Rick Castle was walking down the street he noticed a poor blind man holding a can, he was asking for even a little amount of money, and Rick always had a soft spot for disabled people so he walk towards the blind man and gave him a tree dollar.

Is that how Castle gets all his money, by growing it on trees?

At the very exact time that Rick noticed the blind man, Kate Beckett was walking down the street as well, but on the other side. There was a Star Bucks at the side of the street, she still loved coffee, and walked into the shop.

It’s a good thing she loves coffee still, I’d hate to go to a Starbucks, let alone a Star Bucks and not like coffee,

And as Rick putted the dollars on the can, it suddenly rained, he immediately pulled out his umbrella.

Does he have a secret compartment that he keeps his umbrella hidden? Is that an umbrella or are you just happy to see me?

At the very exact time that it started to rain, Kate walked out of the star bucks, then she noticed that it was raining, but she had now umbrella so walk outside into the rain.

For the love of all things good, please oh please use a Beta reader! Read the rest of this entry

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