Category Archives: Mary Sue
If you get a creepy feeling while reading this fic, fear not, it’s just Pedobear groping you as you read it. Haven’t done two mocks in one day, but this felt like something that need to be done since the last one was a bit on the small side. This fic was passed to me via twitter and is full of Mary Sue goodness. Oh and this author has the longest profile ever and likes to mix British education with American society.
Stats: Title: Castle’s New Daughter Author:Spikes_number_1_pet Summary: When Emily Cole a 14 year old girl’s parents are murdered. Castle remembers that Emily’s parents were old friends, he does everything he can to help her. So he adopts her, gives her a home and a family. But will he chatch the killers. Rating: T
I don’t own castle. I own Emily and Adam.
Oh lucky for us that you don’t own Castle.
The song that helped me write this No apologies. By bon jovi.
Poor Bon Jovi.
Oh how can I contain my excitement?
My name is Emily, Emily Cole.
I bet $5 that this is ether the name of the author, name of the authors bff, or a combo of the authors name and the guy she likes last name.
I’m fifteen but I’m living a nightmere of a life.
What is a nightmere of a life? Was it a night by itself?
I’m sitting my GCSE’s in the next couple of months.
The what? Okay not going to lie, I had to Google it. That’s nice that you are finally graduating from secondary education in England, but this is America. We have something here called High School and you don’t generally have to take special tests to graduate high school.
I live in a care home as both my parents were murdered.
Is that like a nursing home for annoying kids?
The only person that’s any help is Rick Castle, oh and Kate Beckett. Kate’s from NYPD.
Oh do tell how they are so much help being as to they are Yanks in America and you are in Jolly Old England. Is it so hard for authors of other countries to do research? I know this author is 14, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a computer to google their research.
Rick’s a old family friend and a writer.
A family friend for a family that doesn’t live anymore.
For his new books, he’s getting insperataion from Kate.
That’s an ‘E for Effort!’ for sounding out how to spell inspiration. Read the rest of this entry