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Mock the Fic: Not So Forbidden: 41319 Chapter 2


Wow, two post in one week. I’m setting a record!  Sorry folks, this fic has caught my attention and I can’t seem to look away. It’s like a bad SyFy channel Saturday night movie, you keep watching to see how cheesy it gets. Meanwhile, if there is a fic you would like for me to mock, please forward the link to badcastlefic@gmail.com.

Title:Not So Forbidden: 41319 Author: Shiver-n-Shake Summary: Richard Castle realizes that his love for Kate Beckett is more than just a phase…And acts. A horrifying experience makes Kate realize that she must take chances to get what she wants. Rated M for moderately graphic smut and almost-rape. Kate/Rick Rating: M

“This was a mistake.”

No shit, Sherlock. Isn’t it a little late now?

It was two o’clock in the morning and Kate was in Rick Castle’s apartment, specifically his bedroom.

Yes, because every girl wants to sleep in another guy’s bed after she’s almost raped and murdered!

Even more specifically in his bed, in his arms.

Nothing says screwed up quite like this scene.

She had awoken with a start about a half an hour earlier, wondering where the hell she was, before realizing that she had acted impulsively.

Once again, need I dare say, “No friggin shit, Sherlock!”

Richard Castle had told her that he loved her and she said it back.

Really? That’s what you are worried about the most? Oh dear Lord.

That scared Detective Kate Beckett even more than a violent serial killer and an out-of-control truck going against the flow of traffic ever would.

How about rape? Does it scare her more than rape?

Castle stiffened beside her and she froze. He would understand that she was just thinking out loud, right?

Doubt it.

“You can’t be serious, Kate.” He sat up, unshed tears glistening in his wide-open eyes, and placed a hand on each of her shoulders so they were face-to –face. “After all that happened, even you telling me that you loved me?”

Wah huh? Castle is crying?

“Rick-”

“I don’t know how much longer I can do this.”

Well considering there is at least three more chapters after this… Read the rest of this entry

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Mock the Fic: Not So Forbidden: 41319


Let me quote the wise and wonderful robot named Bender Bending Rodriguez: “I’M BACK BABY!” Well semi back. I apologize for my absence. My laptop has officially died. I had a memorial service for it out in the garden, then buried it, then unburied it when my neighbors all looked at me shifty eyed and accused me of polluting the earth. So much for morning. Sadly, BadCastleFic.com was on that laptop and I’ve been a little busy to try and get it set up on my big computer. So alas, until I get a laptop, I might be limited on updates, unless someone wants to “donate” to the BadCastleFic Laptop fund!

And with my return, I have a doozy of a fic. It has attempted rape (oh trust me, it’s harmless), and cheez-r-rific lines!

Title:Not So Forbidden: 41319 Author: Shiver-n-Shake Summary: Richard Castle realizes that his love for Kate Beckett is more than just a phase…And acts. A horrifying experience makes Kate realize that she must take chances to get what she wants. Rated M for moderately graphic smut and almost-rape. Kate/Rick Rating: M

“Good morning, Detective.” Castle whispered into Kate’s ear, his hot breath sending an involuntary shiver down her spine. “I hear we have a case?”

And why is he whispering in her ear?

“You heard correctly.” Kate spluttered, glaring angrily at Esposito who just smiled back at her.

Since when did Esposito trump Beckett?

The younger agent knew perfectly well that she was trying to keep Castle away from the station that day but had blatantly ignored the order she had given.

Oh that’s right, he has a death wish.

“But you’re not coming with us. Go home, Castle.”

He opened his mouth to protest and she spun around to face him.

That PsychicKate strikes again leaving no one to speak in her wake.

“C’mon Kate.” He pleaded,

Let me break out my Short and Round voice from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: “You call her Detective Beckett! Not Kate!”

the fire in his eyes contradicting the puppy dog pout on his face. “I won’t get in the way, I promise.”

It’s time for a smack down, Beckett style.

“Yeah Kate.” Esposito said, smirking.

It’s time for double smack down, Kate Beckett style! Read the rest of this entry

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