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Okay folks, this fic is almost done. Or at least till the author decides to write us another chapter and then we will mock it! So enjoy the second to last one of the Undercover drug story.
Stats: Title: Undercover Author: silkysexybitch Summary: Beckett and Castle go undercover to bring down a drug kinpin. Beckett has to learn to pole dance, and Castle has to fight not to lose control. Chapter 5, 6 and 7 are up! I just
Kate was standing in front of her bedroom mirror; it was only 6pm so she had about 30 minutes to get the finishing touches on her outfit for the evening. She decided to put more eye shadow on, not that she really needed much more than that, but she wanted to look perfect.
Oh mirror mirror on the wall, whose the fairest stripper of them all?
Looking herself up and down in the mirror she felt very sexy, also a little slutty thinking it might be considered to be something Nikki Heat would wear.
No! When Castle says: “What would Nikki Heat wear?” He did not mean stripper wear!
The costume for her dance was safely tucked away in a bag; there was no need to get into that until she was in the dressing room in the back of the club.
Oh why not? I’m sure the cab driver would enjoy a peak.
Beckett looked at her knee high boots and decided to put them in the bag too, she would wear regular high heels before going into the club.
I’d totally be wearing Nikes. Heals can be killer when it comes to dancing so might as well be in comfy shoes till the big dance!
I’m not sure which is worse, the real person fic, or this story? Seriously, it’s a toss up. I don’t care if you are from Australian (and no offense to some Australian writers, but why are a good chunk of the ones on this site that we mock are from Australia?) but do your effing research on police department personnel going undercover and their procedures and processes. I may not be a cop, but even I know that homicide detectives don’t go undercover and do drugs. Okay, my rant is over, for this chapter at least!
Stats: Title: Undercover Author: silkysexybitch Summary: Beckett and Castle go undercover to bring down a drug kinpin. Beckett has to learn to pole dance, and Castle has to fight not to lose control. Chapter 5, 6 and 7 are up! I just loved all the reviews, and couldnt help myself Rating: M
Happy Hump Day folks! How about some stripping fic?
Work work work work, work work work work…
In the immortal words of Jimmy Buffett: “Work, work, work. I hate my job and my boss is a jerk.”
that word was running over and over again through Beckett’s head.
I guess that’s better than “shake hips 1 2 3. Shimmy 1 2 3.”
It was much easier to hear that word over and over again, like a child would say it until their parents were so frustrated they screamed.
So it’s easier to say it over and over than to make your parents scream? Huh?
Much easier than thinking about her new found pole dancing ‘career’ and the fear of stripping down to lingerie at 3pm today for a job interview.
Eeehh, I’ve been through more hellish interviews before. You should try applying for McDonalds and you will only wish you could use those pole dancing moves.
Much easier than the possibility of giving Castle a lap dance on Friday night.
I wonder if he will be having another party in his pants again?