Category Archives: The Jackall
Since we are nearing the one year anniversary of BadCastleFic.com, I thought it would be fun to revisit some of the authors that made BCF so popular. My first revisit is to the author formally known as the jackall or the award winning author whose fic was the first Castle fic I ever mocked. So it looks like since mocking the jackall that person has changed their name to Cobra Grimes and combined all the one shot Castle fics to one big story. Since it seems I’ve mocked the other two, it’s only fitting I mock the third one.
As he lies in his bed in the motel he cannot help but wonder why him.
Because the show is named after him?
He lost his home and the true love of his life all in one night because of one horrible disaster.
Teaches you to leave the stove on while you’re gone.
A few hours earlier
Richard Castle had just returned home from his first date with Kate Beckett and he couldn’t be happier.
Awww isn’t that so sweet. I’m surprised he didn’t take her home and throw her against the wall and have sex, since that’s what the majority of the Castle fandom feels is going to happen on their first date.
As he was heading up the stairs to his room his phone rang,
Hello, Castle? Yes, this is me, your Loft. Remember that one time you got drunk and fell asleep in the bed with your mom? Yeah, we don’t want that to happen again ether, so I thought I would call to remind you that your bedroom isn’t upstairs, instead its downstairs off to the side of your office. You’ll thank me in the morning. Bye!
it was Esposito.
Oh so Esposito gets to be the one to remind you that your room is downstairs.
“We got a case Javi?”
Since when has Castle been on a first name basis with Esposito?
“No, Ryan and I have a case.”
So why are we having this
“Well why are you calling me then?”
Because someone has to remind you where your bedroom is located. Plus drunk dialing is fun.
“Well I need you to come down to the precinct as soon as possible.”
Ooh please tell me we are drunk dialing the mayor. Read the rest of this entry