Results for Mock the Fic Challenge

And the results to the Mock the Fic Challenge is: BadCastleFic wtih 47% of the vote. But I will give the official title to FicSlayMcG with 23%! Congrats to all our writers! This was fun!!

Mock the Fic Challenge: Time for Voting!

Time to vote on which mock you liked best!

Entries are from earlier this week if you need a refresher!  Vote early, vote often! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell tell your enemies! Voting closes Sunday night at 9pm Eastern.

Mock the Fic Challenge: Crime in the Hamptons

Hasn’t this Mock Challenge been fun? I know I’ve been having so much fun reading all the great mocks that I’ve been sent by my faithful readers. Our next mock is one from a big fan of the website: BadFic_Addict!

Stats: Title: Crime in the Hamptons Author: AEK7897 Summary: When Castle returns to his hotel room, he finds his ex-wife murdered. When he calls the police, who is to come but Detective Beckett. Rating: K

Author’s Chapter Notes:

First, Castle leaves his hotel room to go down to the beach for a little while, and write some more of his book.

What hotel room? What beach?? I’m confused. You mean the Hamptons, right? But he owns a house there, so why would he be in a hotel?

“Well Gina, I’m going down to beach to write some more or my book. Wanna come? No, I’m going to try and relax. Relaxing in the same room as you is almost impossible. Alright then, but just for the record, I can be relaxing when I want to. I am ruggedly handsome-I’ve been told so.”

Huh? Is that a conversation or a monologue? What? Is he maybe on the phone? Makes no sense!

As Castle walks down the stairs to the beach, he decides he’ll go get some food from the vending machine.

Yeah I bet there is no better way to eat in the Hamptons…

He puts in his money and buys candy. As he walks away, he sees a girl and approaches her.

Mock the Fic Challenge: Crime in the Hamptons

Hoped everyone enjoyed last nights new Castle episode. I can only imagine what bad fanfics it will spawn for us to read. While we wait for the new horrible fics to come out of the wood works, here is our second Mock the Fic challenger: Poison Pen. Tomorrow is our last participant and then Thursday you get my version of the mock. Happiness all around for the Mock the fic Challenge.

Stats: Title: Crime in the Hamptons Author: AEK7897 Summary: When Castle returns to his hotel room, he finds his ex-wife murdered. When he calls the police, who is to come but Detective Beckett. Rating: K

Author’s Chapter Notes:
First, Castle leaves his hotel room to go down to the beach for a little while, and write some more of his book.

“Well Gina, I’m going down to beach to write some more or my book.

It’s a good thing that Author’s note was there, otherwise we’d never figure out that he was going down to the beach to work on his book!

Wanna come? No, I’m going to try and relax. Relaxing in the same room as you is almost impossible. Alright then, but just for the record, I can be relaxing when I want to. I am ruggedly handsome-I’ve been told so.”

Is this a conversation? Is Rick talking to himself? Is he on crank?
Also? There is nothing more relaxing than handsomeness. TRUFAX!

As Castle walks down the stairs to the beach, he decides he’ll go get some food from the vending machine. He puts in his money and buys candy. As he walks away, he sees a girl and approaches her.

As he approaches her, he opens his mouth and exhales air through his vocal chords to speak.

“Well, hello there. You’re looking at New York’s #7 bachelor. My picture was in the paper.” The girl laughs

Oh, how I wish the sentence ended there!

and says, “Wait a minute-Richard Castle? I’m a huge fan of your books! Would you like to go get some coffee?” Castle shrugs, and says sure. Holds   out his arm and walks away with the girl.

BUT DID HE EAT THE CANDY? DON’T LEAVE OUT IMPORTANT DETAILS!

Mock the Fic Challenge: Crime in the Hamptons

Here is the first of the three challengers of the first ever Bad Castle Fic Mock Off. Our first mocker is a previous guest mocker: FicSlayerMcG. I will be posting the new one tomorrow, the final participant on Wednesday and mine on Thursday. Voiting will be conducted on Friday-Monday.

Stats: Title: Crime in the Hamptons Author: AEK7897 Summary: When Castle returns to his hotel room, he finds his ex-wife murdered. When he calls the police, who is to come but Detective Beckett. Rating: K

Author’s Chapter Notes:

First, Castle leaves his hotel room to go down to the beach for a little while, and write some more of his book.

What happened to his spacious Hamptons estate with a beach view and a pool good enough for suntanning naked?  Now that would be a story.

And do you really think he’d be able to get a lot of work done on the beach?  Come on, all those women in skimpy bikinis with all of those chests to be signed?

“Well Gina, I’m going down to beach to write some more or my book.

Write some more what or his book?  JONAS fanfiction?  I’ll read it, as long as the plot entails Joe and Kevin wigging out and beating the crap out of Nick for all his success outside of the Jonas Brothers.

Wanna come?

That’s what she said.

Besides, did he want to get some work done?  With a short attention span like his, he’d get more work done alone.

And according to the chapter notes, HE LEFT ALREADY.

No, I’m going to try and relax.

Is this conversation taking place in their minds?  According to the original formatting of this ‘fic’ (I use that term loosely), Castle’s having an inner monologue with himself.  Or they’re both Jedi.  You choose, BCF’ers.

Free hint:  It’s ‘try to’ instead of ‘try and.’

Relaxing in the same room as you is almost impossible.

Mock the Fic Challenge:You too can mock a fic!

I’ve had some request in the past for a Mocking Contest and while it was a fantastic idea, I just never sat down and thought up the logistics, until now. I have a fic I have found that is so bad, not even I can resist from mocking it by ripping it into pieces. But instead of me having all the fun, I want YOU to join in with me and mock it too!

Here’s the deal! I am posting a fic for you down below. Its a bad one, trust me. I will be giving you seven full days to come up with your perfect mock for the story. Rip it to pieces, laugh at it, be snarky, whatever works for you, works for me. And I will post the mocks on BadCastleFic.com for Monday, September 20th (Castle Season 3 Premiere day!) post and I will let you, the readers, decide which fic wins. Now warning, I too will have a mock in the mix, but I’m sure you all will know my style of mocking from the rest. Please email your entries no later than midnight on Friday September 17th. You can send your entries to: BadCastleFic@gmail.com. Once received and posted on the 20th, I will let you vote that week and announce the winner the following Monday.

Ready for the fic?

Are you sure you are ready because it’s going to make you want to spork your eyes out.

Okay, here goes: Crime in the Hamptons by AEK7897

Author’s Chapter Notes:

First, Castle leaves his hotel room to go down to the beach for a little while, and write some more of his book.